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Guy Who’s Always Wanted To Learn Harmonica Excited For Lengthy Jail Sentence

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‘I Want To Be In The Olympics Someday,’ Says Delusional Kindergartner Already 4 Years Behind In Elite Training

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New York Woman Panics at Prospect of Four More Years With Trump

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Trump Brings JD Vance's Streak of Saying Most Idiotic Things to an End

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Every Care Bear Ranked by What a Threat They Are to America's Conservative Christian Values

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The Muppets Ranked by How Likely They Are To Carry Rabies

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Juror in Trump Hush Money Trial Unsure of Where He Recognizes Stormy Daniels From

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Americans Ask Supreme Court for Immunity From Trump

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Man Not Above Using Hate Speech to Win Scrabble

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Reductress » Woman Absolutely Sure All Her Problems Could Be Solved by Being 5’10”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Guy Who’s Always Wanted To Learn Harmonica Excited For Lengthy Jail Sentence	5
‘I Want To Be In The Olympics Someday,’ Says Delusional Kindergartner Already 4 Years Behind In Elite Training	5
New York Woman Panics at Prospect of Four More Years With Trump	5
Trump Brings JD Vance's Streak of Saying Most Idiotic Things to an End	4
Every Care Bear Ranked by What a Threat They Are to America's Conservative Christian Values	4
The Muppets Ranked by How Likely They Are To Carry Rabies	3
Juror in Trump Hush Money Trial Unsure of Where He Recognizes Stormy Daniels From	2
Americans Ask Supreme Court for Immunity From Trump	2
Man Not Above Using Hate Speech to Win Scrabble	1
Reductress » Woman Absolutely Sure All Her Problems Could Be Solved by Being 5’10”	1