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It's OK Master you don't have to take me out on walks anymore.

1725 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"No, NO, I'm not ready yet, I have a family," screamed the man in desperation.

171 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I always liked playing with my owners feet, swatting or play biting.

72 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Its OK you're gonna be fine," I say pulling Jorge into cover.

45 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"She's not running away like the others," said Wolf.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I thought I had multiple personality disorder.

9 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I didn't bite her I was saving her from a snake, I didn't bite...

6 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Say hi to the kids for me!"

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"You hear about that farm, nasty business there, good thing you got two scarecrows to protect you and your land."

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My wife was crying out in pain, I thought it was the baby.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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