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Did you know that when you're tied up and abandoned in a basement, rats tend to eat your softest body parts first?

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Ground cinnamon can contain 400 insect fragments per 50 grams, canned citrus juice can contain one maggot per cup, and peanut butter can have 6 rodent hairs per jar.

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I'm really glad the local water park is reopening today!

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My church has been volunteering at fireworks stands all over the country for the past three weeks.

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I can hear the clicking of the dog's claws on the wood floor leading back to my bedroom.

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This time of year lots of people leave their windows rolled down when they leave their cars for a few minutes.

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I was such an overweight, greasy-haired, acne-covered student that every girl I tried to sleep with turned me down with disgust.

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Mankind began a new age of peace and equality for all when scientists gave conclusive proof that God, Heaven, and Hell were all real.

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Annie hunched her shoulders against the cold rainfall, trying to silently make her way home through the dark and twisted maze of alleyways without being noticed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know that when you're tied up and abandoned in a basement, rats tend to eat your softest body parts first?	16673	TwoSentenceHorror
Ground cinnamon can contain 400 insect fragments per 50 grams, canned citrus juice can contain one maggot per cup, and peanut butter can have 6 rodent hairs per jar.	389	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm really glad the local water park is reopening today!	259	TwoSentenceHorror
My church has been volunteering at fireworks stands all over the country for the past three weeks.	149	TwoSentenceHorror
I can hear the clicking of the dog's claws on the wood floor leading back to my bedroom.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
This time of year lots of people leave their windows rolled down when they leave their cars for a few minutes.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
I was such an overweight, greasy-haired, acne-covered student that every girl I tried to sleep with turned me down with disgust.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Mankind began a new age of peace and equality for all when scientists gave conclusive proof that God, Heaven, and Hell were all real.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Annie hunched her shoulders against the cold rainfall, trying to silently make her way home through the dark and twisted maze of alleyways without being noticed.	4	TwoSentenceHorror