/u/Twoklawll's posts
[WP] Finally sick of the jesters nonsense, the king draws his sword and goes to behead the jester. As the kings sword hits the jesters neck, a loud clang is heard as the blade snaps in two.
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[WP] One week ago you were just doing your job as a pizza delivery man. Today, you are being escort at gunpoint by the KGB to your date with the Queen of the underworld.
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[WP] As the most power being in history, you've lived on this planet for eons. Some times as a heroic protector, others as a tyrannical ruler. But today, you've decided to follow you're dream, and become a middleschool math teacher.
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[WP] Tasked with stopping the dragon from ravaging the land, the battered knight reaches into his pouch. With armour shattered, and sword broken, he had only one, desperate hope. "Caldrana, wings of the north, and scourge of ice" he drops to his knees, "Will you marry me?"
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[WP] The princess won't accept a husband unless he completes a list of impossible trials, like catching a bolt of lightning in his hands. Desperate, the king pays a wizard to magically find a champion who can complete these trials. Only to find the stableboy has done everything on the list already
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[WP] The most powerful being in the known and unkown multiverse is was just hired on as a middle school janitor. A job they take great pride in.
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[WP] A blind girl gets married an ugly guy, to commemorate the wedding they get a tactile photo she can feel. Turns out her husband is extremely handsome and has low self-esteem.
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[WP] You're a USA spy in enemy territory, but instead of infiltrating their government, you accidentally became a national pop music icon.
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