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As my head slammed onto the floor, I suddenly woke up to find myself in heaven. NSFW

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“So what is your body count?” the woman asked flirtatiously. NSFW

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The woman writhed around on the table, as the alien approached her with a spiky appendage. NSFW

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After making a deal with the devil to become immortal, I realized I could be a serial killer forever.

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I walked through the cold river, rifle over my head.

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Right as I passed on, I was greeted with a beautiful golden train to the afterlife.

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The man screamed as the assailant repeatedly stabbed him in the chest and stomach.

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“I’m from the future, and terrorists are going to nuke Los Angeles tomorrow!” I cried out.

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I awoke with a searing pain in my chest.

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I sat in the bed, dehydrated and afraid.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As my head slammed onto the floor, I suddenly woke up to find myself in heaven. NSFW	6680
“So what is your body count?” the woman asked flirtatiously. NSFW	1754
The woman writhed around on the table, as the alien approached her with a spiky appendage. NSFW	109
After making a deal with the devil to become immortal, I realized I could be a serial killer forever.	38
I walked through the cold river, rifle over my head.	29
Right as I passed on, I was greeted with a beautiful golden train to the afterlife.	19
The man screamed as the assailant repeatedly stabbed him in the chest and stomach.	16
“I’m from the future, and terrorists are going to nuke Los Angeles tomorrow!” I cried out.	15
I awoke with a searing pain in my chest.	6
I sat in the bed, dehydrated and afraid.	4