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As I was dunking the man in the church creek for baptism I recognized him as the one who had terrorized my niece.

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Mamma used to say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

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“Babe, you’re hogging all the covers” she said.

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Looking down on her lifeless body I couldn’t help but hate myself.

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The young man grabbed me by both shoulders, “If you don’t accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you’re gonna die and go straight to hell!”

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“Ok kid, those great whites are right beneath us, so I need you to chum the water,” My mom’s newest boyfriend said.

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I’ve written 52,000 words since the old man gave me his ‘Writers Block No More’ package two days ago.

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I waved at my neighbor on his way to work and he just ignored me.

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Grandma’s blood-curdling shrieks paralyzed everyone with terror; except my brother, who ran through the kitchen laughing, “Nana’s gonna shit bricks this time.”

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Dear Santa, all I want is more friends to play with.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was dunking the man in the church creek for baptism I recognized him as the one who had terrorized my niece.	9964	TwoSentenceHorror
Mamma used to say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”	8236	TwoSentenceHorror
“Babe, you’re hogging all the covers” she said.	2192	TwoSentenceHorror
Looking down on her lifeless body I couldn’t help but hate myself.	899	TwoSentenceSadness
The young man grabbed me by both shoulders, “If you don’t accept Jesus as your lord and savior, you’re gonna die and go straight to hell!”	590	TwoSentenceHorror
“Ok kid, those great whites are right beneath us, so I need you to chum the water,” My mom’s newest boyfriend said.	537	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve written 52,000 words since the old man gave me his ‘Writers Block No More’ package two days ago.	485	TwoSentenceHorror
I waved at my neighbor on his way to work and he just ignored me.	452	TwoSentenceHorror
Grandma’s blood-curdling shrieks paralyzed everyone with terror; except my brother, who ran through the kitchen laughing, “Nana’s gonna shit bricks this time.”	262	TwoSentenceHorror
Dear Santa, all I want is more friends to play with.	163	TwoSentenceHorror