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“To clarify, what you actually mean to say is that your Mother died of a broken heart after your father was murdered” the therapist said.
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“I’m not a murderer and certainly no cannibal,” he cried to the sheriff, hands shaking violently above his head.
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No matter how much work ya do to restore these ol beauts, the motor’s, well, they just never seem to purr the same once ya’ve run some bastard over.
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My Nana is one of those amazing Nana’s who make THE BEST chocolate chip cookies by the truckload and gives them to all the good children in the neighborhood, first responders, and educators.
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[MAY22] Her lips tasted of honeysuckle; the paralyzing intoxicants of her breath acres upon acres of blue, purple, white heliotrope.
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