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[WP] You're an egg farmer who makes a living growing and harvesting eggs from plants in your fields, you've just found out that eggs do not, in fact come from come from a plant.
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[WP] You're a pet, you've decided to blackmail your owner with all the private things you've seen him/her do.
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[WP] A bunch of action heroes end up in a battle royale, each with a more absurd weapon of choice than the last.
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[WP] After spending their entire childhood training to become a villain, a child is decared "the chosen one" on their 18th birthday.
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[WP] Radiation inhibits decomposition, write about a nuclear war survivor getting excited when he discovers that his meal is expired.
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