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My twin and I are inseparably conjoined at the head, but he is a Christian and I an atheist.

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It is legend where I live that a deceased family member will visit you on the night of your 25th birthday.

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“Do everything you can to make my family as happy as possible,” I told the genie.

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Finally, our research team was ready to test our prototype growth ray.

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I remember having an imaginary friend when I was a toddler, a clown who would play with me while my parents were away, much to their mocking dismissiveness.

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In her will, my mother insisted that we give her a natural bury and plant a tree over her resting place.

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The first solo night shift at the clothing store after the passing of my wife was a constant battle to choke down the tears.

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It is tradition in my family to undertake a pilgrimage to a nearby sacred site at least once before we die.

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The experimental immortality therapy was only thought to have one side-effect: pimples.

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Knowing that she was still alive after the phone call, I sent the funds to my daughter Trisha’s kidnappers and hurried to the meeting place.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My twin and I are inseparably conjoined at the head, but he is a Christian and I an atheist.	855
It is legend where I live that a deceased family member will visit you on the night of your 25th birthday.	213
“Do everything you can to make my family as happy as possible,” I told the genie.	37
Finally, our research team was ready to test our prototype growth ray.	27
I remember having an imaginary friend when I was a toddler, a clown who would play with me while my parents were away, much to their mocking dismissiveness.	24
In her will, my mother insisted that we give her a natural bury and plant a tree over her resting place.	17
The first solo night shift at the clothing store after the passing of my wife was a constant battle to choke down the tears.	15
It is tradition in my family to undertake a pilgrimage to a nearby sacred site at least once before we die.	11
The experimental immortality therapy was only thought to have one side-effect: pimples.	6
Knowing that she was still alive after the phone call, I sent the funds to my daughter Trisha’s kidnappers and hurried to the meeting place.	1