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I’ve always been a bit dreamy as a kid, so my parents taught me how to ‘reality check’ and therefore always know whether I was awake or dreaming.

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I broke down crying after I had habitually tossed a scrap of meat on the floor for my late best friend.

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My mom always told me not to play in my little homemade snowforts if she wasn’t watching me, but with her distracted by Christmas dinner, I was able to sneak outside and crawl into the snowy mound that I’ve been working on for months.

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I’m a good person, but the dread of seeing a “$0.43” account balance slowly dip into the reds would turn anyone to desperate measures.

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I’m an impatient person, so when I got stuck on an elevator I decided to lay on my belly and wiggle out of the small gap instead of waiting for firemen.

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I watched in horror as the chat window began to fill with my information: my name, my address, the colour of my eyes, even the last time I went to the bathroom.

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It took a few months of trust-building, but I finally got the guts to allow my partner to tie me to the bed and try some hardcore BDSM. NSFW

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I’m sick and tired of being a parent, especially with a child who has such high needs.

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As I follow him home, my weapon held tightly in my closed fist, I praise the days of technology and prepare to teach a lesson to my deserving victim.

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Finally growing annoyed with my son’s standoffishness, I snap at him “For fuck’s sake, just go play with the neighbour’s kid and your sister, it doesn’t matter if you don’t like the game.” NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve always been a bit dreamy as a kid, so my parents taught me how to ‘reality check’ and therefore always know whether I was awake or dreaming.	3060
I broke down crying after I had habitually tossed a scrap of meat on the floor for my late best friend.	2542
My mom always told me not to play in my little homemade snowforts if she wasn’t watching me, but with her distracted by Christmas dinner, I was able to sneak outside and crawl into the snowy mound that I’ve been working on for months.	2425
I’m a good person, but the dread of seeing a “$0.43” account balance slowly dip into the reds would turn anyone to desperate measures.	204
I’m an impatient person, so when I got stuck on an elevator I decided to lay on my belly and wiggle out of the small gap instead of waiting for firemen.	137
I watched in horror as the chat window began to fill with my information: my name, my address, the colour of my eyes, even the last time I went to the bathroom.	26
It took a few months of trust-building, but I finally got the guts to allow my partner to tie me to the bed and try some hardcore BDSM. NSFW	19
I’m sick and tired of being a parent, especially with a child who has such high needs.	6
As I follow him home, my weapon held tightly in my closed fist, I praise the days of technology and prepare to teach a lesson to my deserving victim.	1
Finally growing annoyed with my son’s standoffishness, I snap at him “For fuck’s sake, just go play with the neighbour’s kid and your sister, it doesn’t matter if you don’t like the game.” NSFW	1