/u/Upbeat-Serve-6096's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Is it even necessary to pry the door open now?"

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Honey, I know I'm too deeply broke in the criminal racket to support you anymore, so simply do this:

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I have all the money saved up for when I get to leave my parents once and for all.

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Salvaging random wastes in torn down buildings has always been an interesting pastime.

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As graduation day approaches, he wanders around the college to pick up the past memories.

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He hung the good luck charm up the giant tree near the village entrance, wishing for his family's health.

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Nice Monday morning for a stroll near the river.

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This used heated blanket is EXACTLY what I need to survive this winter.

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It was time to pack, but my prized gadgets were just a teeny bit too much to fit in the cardboard box!

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It's comforting to move back into the old village where I grew up again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Is it even necessary to pry the door open now?"	112
Honey, I know I'm too deeply broke in the criminal racket to support you anymore, so simply do this:	44
I have all the money saved up for when I get to leave my parents once and for all.	15
Salvaging random wastes in torn down buildings has always been an interesting pastime.	8
As graduation day approaches, he wanders around the college to pick up the past memories.	1
He hung the good luck charm up the giant tree near the village entrance, wishing for his family's health.	1
Nice Monday morning for a stroll near the river.	1
This used heated blanket is EXACTLY what I need to survive this winter.	1
It was time to pack, but my prized gadgets were just a teeny bit too much to fit in the cardboard box!	1
It's comforting to move back into the old village where I grew up again.	1