/u/Urabutbl's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After what seemed like an eternity, I got so bored of Heaven I asked the Caretaker to send me to Hell.

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I came home to find my wife decorating the Christmas Tree with the kids.

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Imagine my joy as I realized reincarnation was real and I'd get a second chance!

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[AUG22] "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!", she snarled.

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Until death do us part, I promised her.

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On balance, Jessie thought, going time traveling had been a mistake.

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[AUG22] Not only does my heated blanket keep me warm in winter...

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Catching your teenage son maturbating is a rite of passage for parents that no one talks about but that you just have to deal with.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After what seemed like an eternity, I got so bored of Heaven I asked the Caretaker to send me to Hell.	1355
I came home to find my wife decorating the Christmas Tree with the kids.	168
Imagine my joy as I realized reincarnation was real and I'd get a second chance!	58
[AUG22] "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!", she snarled.	29
Until death do us part, I promised her.	14
On balance, Jessie thought, going time traveling had been a mistake.	11
[AUG22] Not only does my heated blanket keep me warm in winter...	3
Catching your teenage son maturbating is a rite of passage for parents that no one talks about but that you just have to deal with.	2