/u/Urbenmyth's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're in love. And you think she loves you back. Sure, she's an eldritch horror from beyond spacetime, barely comprehensible to human minds, shifting and warping reality into a nightmare hellscape with her mere presence. But love conquers all, right?
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[WP] At last, Heimdell's horn has blown. You, the dark god Loki, are finally free from your chains. You stand atop your boat of dead men's nails, your monstrous children behind you, ready to finally bring ragna...the fuck's a Disney and why are they suing you?
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[WP] When the time-travelling aliens do first contact, they don't do it once. They simultaneously contact us throughout history, from the first tribes in Africa to the Mars colonies of 2100. This makes writing a coherent analysis of human/alien relations near impossible, but someone has to try.
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[WP] "The Lord has foretold every nanosecond of existence. Every moment from the big bang to the second coming was decided before time itself by the will of heaven." The angel looks around, crystal eyes blinking in confusion. "Except this. We have no idea what the fuck this is."
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[WP] When you die, you meet the 7 people you most affected in life. Of course, statistically, a good chunk of the people you most affected are still alive when you die, so you're just sat outside the pearly gates chatting to St Peter while you wait.
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[EU] No-one's ever taken down the Batman. But where the greatest criminals in Gotham have failed, you are sure you can succeed with your secret weapon: a lack of debilitating mental disorders compelling you to put people in elaborate death traps rather then just shooting them.
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[WP] You didn't mean to curse her. You were just angry, and wanted to vent. Curses aren't real, after all, no real harm done. But cursed she is, and now you must go on a quest to lift it. The issue is, most of the steps of a curse lifting assume the dark force you must overpower isn't yourself.
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[WP] You are a high-ranking spy on a vital mission. Alas, you have also just pissed off the fae and they cursed you to be unable to tell a lie. There's no time to send in a replacement agent, or find a way to lift it. It's time to infiltrate the enemy and take them down- all with perfect honesty.
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[EU] Having solved the Riddler's latest set of clues, you rush to confront him! The issue is, you're not Batman, or a member of the Bat Family, or even a GCPD officer. You're just some random citizen who's pretty good at puzzles.
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