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Too ethereal to move anything bigger then electrons, ghosts can only make strange but harmless phenomena.

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I always used to be really annoyed by those "third sentence happy" comments.

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[WP] After the transformation, zombies keep their human minds. Not, to be clear, in a "fully conscious but unable to stop themselves devouring you" way, in a "Ted's still making his shitty, unfunny jokes while stalking you through a wholefoods to devour you" way. Somehow, this is worse.

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[WP] You're married to an incredibly muscular man with amazing combat skills. You have a beautiful child. You live in a pastel shaded house with hopeful music playing. In short, you're 100% about to die as part of someone's origin story, and you need to escape before it's too late.

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I run frantically through the trees, desperately looking for any signs of civilization.

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Everyone assumes I take all these selfies because I'm vain or attention seeking, but it's not that.

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I guess I have to admit, I've always been a bit forgettable.

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[WP] "My point is, we're one planet barely starting out technologically. We physically couldn't have defeated a galactic empire with a several millennia tech headstart, we were fatally outmanned and outgunned. The only way we could have repelled the invasion would be...if they had wanted us to."

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"Mum, Dad, come quick, there's a monster in my room!"

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"Mayday, mayday, this is the USS Wisdom requesting immediate assistance"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Too ethereal to move anything bigger then electrons, ghosts can only make strange but harmless phenomena.	145	TwoSentenceHorror
I always used to be really annoyed by those "third sentence happy" comments.	143	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] After the transformation, zombies keep their human minds. Not, to be clear, in a "fully conscious but unable to stop themselves devouring you" way, in a "Ted's still making his shitty, unfunny jokes while stalking you through a wholefoods to devour you" way. Somehow, this is worse.	143	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're married to an incredibly muscular man with amazing combat skills. You have a beautiful child. You live in a pastel shaded house with hopeful music playing. In short, you're 100% about to die as part of someone's origin story, and you need to escape before it's too late.	142	WritingPrompts
I run frantically through the trees, desperately looking for any signs of civilization.	141	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone assumes I take all these selfies because I'm vain or attention seeking, but it's not that.	136	TwoSentenceHorror
I guess I have to admit, I've always been a bit forgettable.	136	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "My point is, we're one planet barely starting out technologically. We physically couldn't have defeated a galactic empire with a several millennia tech headstart, we were fatally outmanned and outgunned. The only way we could have repelled the invasion would be...if they had wanted us to."	134	WritingPrompts
"Mum, Dad, come quick, there's a monster in my room!"	133	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mayday, mayday, this is the USS Wisdom requesting immediate assistance"	132	TwoSentenceHorror