/u/Urbenmyth's posts
[WP] You don't know it, of course. But all the plants in your garden hate you. For your murders- your cuttings, your pluckings, your mowings. They've put aside their differences to form a plan against you and now? They're finally ready to make their move.
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[WP] You were amazed by the game's meta elements -- characters knew game mechanics, remembered previous playthroughs even spoke to the player directly. You'd been avoiding spoilers, so it was only after you posted a glowing review that you discovered that no-one else's version had done this.
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[WP] Leaving your lab assistant to take notes, you step into your time machine. When you step out, you're 400 years in the future, in a very different world...and your lab assistant is waiting for you, having seemingly not aged a day.
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[WP] "Hey dude, don't feel too bad. There's plenty more fish in the sea. Besides, I checked the multiverse and in every timeline where you two start dating, the world ends exactly one month later. Literally every one. No-one's sure why but, hey, dodged a bullet I guess?"
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[WP] You are one of three ghosts, who appear to the miserly and callous every year to convince them to change their ways. But you've ran into an issue. This is the tenth Christmas in a row you've appeared to this guy, and he still refuses to stop being an asshole.
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