/u/Urbenmyth's posts
[WP] At last, Heimdell's horn has blown. You, the dark god Loki, are finally free from your chains. You stand atop your boat of dead men's nails, your monstrous children behind you, ready to finally bring ragna...the fuck's a Disney and why are they suing you?
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After centuries of technological advancement, biology could be casually reshaped with just a short procedure.
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[WP] When the time-travelling aliens do first contact, they don't do it once. They simultaneously contact us throughout history, from the first tribes in Africa to the Mars colonies of 2100. This makes writing a coherent analysis of human/alien relations near impossible, but someone has to try.
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[WP] "The Lord has foretold every nanosecond of existence. Every moment from the big bang to the second coming was decided before time itself by the will of heaven." The angel looks around, crystal eyes blinking in confusion. "Except this. We have no idea what the fuck this is."
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[WP] When you die, you meet the 7 people you most affected in life. Of course, statistically, a good chunk of the people you most affected are still alive when you die, so you're just sat outside the pearly gates chatting to St Peter while you wait.
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Despite the stereotype, schizophrenics are statistically no more likely to be violent then anyone else.
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[EU] No-one's ever taken down the Batman. But where the greatest criminals in Gotham have failed, you are sure you can succeed with your secret weapon: a lack of debilitating mental disorders compelling you to put people in elaborate death traps rather then just shooting them.
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