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[WP] You expected the Ritual Of Ultimate Power to have a terrible cost. Something painful, something horrific, something evil. That kind of thing. What you didn't expect the cost to be was something this embarrassingly stupid.
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[WP] It's not the major things that get to you once you've jumped into a different timeline. It's the minor things- differences in slogan or titles or figures of speech. All minor, but all coming together to remind you that however close? This is not your home, and you don't belong here.
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[WP] The ascension of a new god is a global event. But each god was once just a human, and when a person becomes a being of archetypal majesty there are plenty of loved ones left behind. Their stories are not put in the myths, but they're worth telling nonetheless.
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[WP] The laws of the galactic federation are clear. To colonize a planet with sapient life, a randomly chosen representative of that species must freely grant permission. You are that randomly chosen representative, and now aliens are trying to persuade you to let them make earth into a parking lot.
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[WP] Everytime someone intrudes in this house, you, a masked undead slasher, rise up to destroy them. No-one's been here for a while, though. You're starting to introspect. Have you wasted your life stabbing teens? Should you take up a new job? As you think about this, the door finally opens.
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[WP] The war has been going on for millennia, with minor victories on both sides but neither ever able to get a decisive advantage. But now, afters a devastating rout, it's finally over. The firefighters have lost, and the fires rise triumphant.
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[WP] This is a world of horror. Dark forces lurk in the shadows, reports of inexplicable horrors fill the media, and even the most skeptical know to lock their doors and windows after nightfall. And as a genuinely friendly and unironic clown, it's making it really hard for you to find gigs.
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