/u/Urbenmyth's posts
[WP] You finally struggle out of your bindings and run into the snow. Finally! You're the real santa, not the impostor that took over your workshop all those years ago, and you need to tell the world the truth about who's coming to their house this Christmas before its too late.
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[WP] You bargained away your soul for three wishes, all granted in an ironic and painful manner. An ancient tale. But you have a recourse Faust never had: the ability to contract trading standards and slap the devil with a deceptive advertising charge.
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[WP] While going into the strange depths of Youtube, you stumble onto a channel with your name. Its releasing trailers for your life. You're not sure you like the look of what's happening next "episode".
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[WP] A useful evolutionary adaption will usually occur multiple times through convergence. As such, just as most planets evolve multiple winged fliers, most planets evolve multiple tool-using sophonts. We aren't unique in strength or creativity or anything like that. We're unique in evolving alone.
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[WP] When we finally reach heaven and see the divine, we're more surprised then we really have a right to be. For all our myths of omnipotent creators and divine families and animistic spirits, looking at the world, we should maybe have guessed "committee of middle managers".
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[WP] Special? Of course you're not special. There's nothing special about you whatsoever. And that's exactly why we're offering you a deal. After all, what would a special person need with magic?
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