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"Be Not Afraid," The Angel sang in an unworldly voice as the massive entity descended from the heavens.

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Being a lifelong atheist, I have always believed that hell was a fantasy meant to scare people into doing the bidding of those who invented it.

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As the dark genie asked me what I desired, I recounted my childhood trauma and told him: "I want every pedophile on Earth to drop dead."

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After years of hard work, my team of researchers had accomplished its lofty goal by discovering the true nature of God.

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Recounting my childhood trauma, I had a single, angry wish for the genie: "I wish every pedophile on Earth would drop dead."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Be Not Afraid," The Angel sang in an unworldly voice as the massive entity descended from the heavens.	11720
Being a lifelong atheist, I have always believed that hell was a fantasy meant to scare people into doing the bidding of those who invented it.	134
As the dark genie asked me what I desired, I recounted my childhood trauma and told him: "I want every pedophile on Earth to drop dead."	110
After years of hard work, my team of researchers had accomplished its lofty goal by discovering the true nature of God.	15
Recounting my childhood trauma, I had a single, angry wish for the genie: "I wish every pedophile on Earth would drop dead."	5