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The heavenly gate opened as God steps out of heaven.

650 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the seer told me that I'll die by the hand of a lovecraftian horror, I scoffed it of as they aren't real.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What type of planes transphobes hate the most?

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I gave my friend who's is a fortune teller a card with number XXI on it.

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Created in her memory, I decided to name my AI assistant after my late wife.

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Scared by the burden of motherhood, Jane decided to not have any kid.

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After I finally invented a sunscreen that can block 100% of sunlight, I decided to show it to my dear benefactor first.

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I saw my beloved daughter, lying there dying on the floor.

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Gastric bypass surgery were invented by the all-you-can-eat buffet industry.

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Having watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre since I was young, the thought of it happening in real life always scare me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The heavenly gate opened as God steps out of heaven.	650	TwoSentenceHorror
When the seer told me that I'll die by the hand of a lovecraftian horror, I scoffed it of as they aren't real.	90	TwoSentenceComedy
What type of planes transphobes hate the most?	84	TwoSentenceComedy
I gave my friend who's is a fortune teller a card with number XXI on it.	81	TwoSentenceComedy
Created in her memory, I decided to name my AI assistant after my late wife.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
Scared by the burden of motherhood, Jane decided to not have any kid.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
After I finally invented a sunscreen that can block 100% of sunlight, I decided to show it to my dear benefactor first.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw my beloved daughter, lying there dying on the floor.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Gastric bypass surgery were invented by the all-you-can-eat buffet industry.	19	LowStakesConspiracies
Having watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre since I was young, the thought of it happening in real life always scare me.	17	TwoSentenceHorror