/u/ValleForte's posts
[WP] You are the god Comfort. The goddess Emotion just gave birth to quadruplets; Sadness, Guilt, Emptiness and Anger. You can see her weeping in the corner of her chambers. "What is wrong" you ask and she looks up at you with tears "I've cursed the humans by having these children...".
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[WP] you, an Angel: Solace Class, Seraph 137, have been assigned to a 97 year old British man to comfort him in his final days. You go down to him and sit weightlesly on the couch near him as you hear him croak out "Where were you in 1943, angel?"
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[WP] " "Blood for the Blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!" was really just a big misunderstanding. I like my meat rare and my chair was a bit uncomfortable...1000 years later things get lost in translation, you know, just got out of hand" The god said to his newly appointed high priest.
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[WP] You've had your suspicions that your spouse was a deity. Little hints across the years just start to add up.
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[WP] You have been cursed and turned into an internet pop up ad. the only way to break the curse is to have 30,000 clicks.
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[WP] You were homeless until a random stranger gave you the Jacket of Necessity. If you reach in the pocket and anything you need at that moment will be in the pocket. One night you're going to your car and you reach into your pocket to retrieve your keys, but you pull out a fully loaded hand gun.
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[WP] After 13,000 years of being tortured you are granted the title of Imp, the lowest of demon ranks. Now for your greatest trial, Hell's Licensing bureaucracy.
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[WP] You've fought hard to regain control of the forrest. The Badgers were no match for the Mice and Hare alliance. The Badgers did something no sane animal would dare do, they called on the humans.
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