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The itsy bitsy spider crawled up my water spout

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My son struggled to stay calm when his nose hurt and I told him to blow into the tissue I was holding.

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Laws on what constitutes moral indecency are becoming ever stricter, with legal ramifications for violations up to and including imprisonment.

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"Since 1950, through selective breeding we have genetically modified chickens to reach maturity 30% faster and have 80% larger breasts."

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"So you're telling me a patient came into the ER just for a hangnail problem?"

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I love eating grilled corn in the cob in the summertime, but I hate getting the hairs stuck in my teeth.

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After being abused as a child, he spent thousands of hours at the gym to make sure no one could hurt him ever again, sacrificing time with family, friends, and favorite foods to do so.

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I cried tears of relief when after years of treatment my depression finally left me.

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When I died, I wasn't too worried about learning that I would be punished according to whatever Deadly Sin I had most embodied as I had lived a pretty low key life.

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I told my wife to relax and take the night off to have fun with our kids rather than stay overnight in the hospital with me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up my water spout	4866	TwoSentenceHorror
My son struggled to stay calm when his nose hurt and I told him to blow into the tissue I was holding.	2301	TwoSentenceHorror
Laws on what constitutes moral indecency are becoming ever stricter, with legal ramifications for violations up to and including imprisonment.	1888	TwoSentenceHorror
"Since 1950, through selective breeding we have genetically modified chickens to reach maturity 30% faster and have 80% larger breasts."	1645	TwoSentenceHorror
"So you're telling me a patient came into the ER just for a hangnail problem?"	1269	TwoSentenceHorror
I love eating grilled corn in the cob in the summertime, but I hate getting the hairs stuck in my teeth.	1076	TwoSentenceHorror
After being abused as a child, he spent thousands of hours at the gym to make sure no one could hurt him ever again, sacrificing time with family, friends, and favorite foods to do so.	472	TwoSentenceHorror
I cried tears of relief when after years of treatment my depression finally left me.	152	TwoSentenceHorror
When I died, I wasn't too worried about learning that I would be punished according to whatever Deadly Sin I had most embodied as I had lived a pretty low key life.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my wife to relax and take the night off to have fun with our kids rather than stay overnight in the hospital with me.	31	TwoSentenceHorror