/u/VaxYoKidsVaxYoWife's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every time I spoke to Alexa, I made sure to add a “please” or “thank you.”

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I sped down the highway at 90 miles per hour, until the world outside was a blur.

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“HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...”

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While in the SkyBox, I looked through the glass under my feet at the bustling city over a hundred stories beneath me.

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I’m your future self, and I’m here to warn you to never, EVER tell anyone our deepest, darkest secret.

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“This house has been abandoned for over twenty years,” the real estate agent told me.

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“I don’t belong here - I’m perfectly sane!”

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When Bryan killed himself, we were all so relieved.

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I believed my surgeon when he told me I would be able to walk again any day now.

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Ulcers and pustules covered the corpse we carried, evidence of an agonizing death from an unknown illness.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every time I spoke to Alexa, I made sure to add a “please” or “thank you.”	528
I sped down the highway at 90 miles per hour, until the world outside was a blur.	484
“HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...”	93
While in the SkyBox, I looked through the glass under my feet at the bustling city over a hundred stories beneath me.	31
I’m your future self, and I’m here to warn you to never, EVER tell anyone our deepest, darkest secret.	12
“This house has been abandoned for over twenty years,” the real estate agent told me.	11
“I don’t belong here - I’m perfectly sane!”	9
When Bryan killed himself, we were all so relieved.	4
I believed my surgeon when he told me I would be able to walk again any day now.	3
Ulcers and pustules covered the corpse we carried, evidence of an agonizing death from an unknown illness.	3