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I asked the Ouija board "how will I die?"

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As Satan opened the door to my room in hell

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"I won't bite," the prostitute said.

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"Uh Oh" I said to my wife, as I saw a large man carrying his crying baby in a carrier strapped to his chest.

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"In Minecraft, you can't sleep when there is danger nearby," I tried to tell myself as I woke from a restless sleep.

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"Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite!"

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"use head and shoulders to cure your dandruff" she said

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"I am tired of this" I said, as I pulled the trigger.

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"I won't bite" she said

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"He is just sleeping, you can hear him snoring" said the usher

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked the Ouija board "how will I die?"	679	TwoSentenceHorror
As Satan opened the door to my room in hell	256	TwoSentenceComedy
"I won't bite," the prostitute said.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
"Uh Oh" I said to my wife, as I saw a large man carrying his crying baby in a carrier strapped to his chest.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
"In Minecraft, you can't sleep when there is danger nearby," I tried to tell myself as I woke from a restless sleep.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite!"	21	TwoSentenceHorror
"use head and shoulders to cure your dandruff" she said	20	TwoSentenceHorror
"I am tired of this" I said, as I pulled the trigger.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
"I won't bite" she said	13	TwoSentenceHorror
"He is just sleeping, you can hear him snoring" said the usher	10	TwoSentenceHorror