/u/VetProf's posts
[WP] With great power comes great responsibility. Likewise, with great responsibility comes great power.
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[WP] Contrary to popular speculation, Elon Musk isn't an alien trying to return to his planet, nor is he a guide sent from the future to guide humanity towards intergalactic civilization. He's really just a normal smart dude with big dreams.
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[WP] Your childhood fantasy of saving your friends and teachers during a school shooting just came true; except that your friends and/or teachers are also involved in the shooting.
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[WP] You and your three manly friends are sitting around a campfire. Your friends exchange tales of their brave deeds in the past to decide who's the toughest man in the group. You just sit there, silently listening to their tales while stirring the coals of the fire with your dick.
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Somehow, bullshitting your resume actually lands you a job; albeit, one that you didn't sign up for.
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[WP] You built a machine that allows you to travel back in time by reversing the flow of time. A side effect that you only noticed after using the first time is that everyone in the world is aware of the time travel and maintained their memories, not just you.
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[WP] 24 years ago, scientists determined the exact year when Earth can no longer sustain life. In an attempt to prolong humanity's survival, it has been ruled that no more humans shall reproduce. You're among the last generation of humans who were born days before the ruling was made.
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[WP] Aliens have arrived to make contact with humans, but due to how hilarious they look/act/their technology works/some other funny characteristic, humans simply can't take them seriously.
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