/u/Vice-Monkey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Of all the visitors, I hated the old man in the gray suit most.

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The baby was coming, so the doctor skipped my daily injections and allowed me out of my jail cell.

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I will now end the new hire orientation with an important waiver.

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Frank felt safe in this cool, dark room surrounded by his many siblings.

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“There’s one rule—to have fun—and, unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you are enjoying yourself…”

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People gathered along the beach, staring out to sea and marveling at the giant black cloud of birds approaching the city.

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Tommy was already excited to be out of class, but when he was handed a nerf gun and a colored jersey, he knew that this would be the best assembly ever.

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God — are you there?

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“Dad's gonna be so mad I failed another driver's test,”

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[SEP22] There’s millions of joyrides, and many more suicides, and millions of hippies drumming on drums.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Of all the visitors, I hated the old man in the gray suit most.	32
The baby was coming, so the doctor skipped my daily injections and allowed me out of my jail cell.	31
I will now end the new hire orientation with an important waiver.	31
Frank felt safe in this cool, dark room surrounded by his many siblings.	30
“There’s one rule—to have fun—and, unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you are enjoying yourself…”	29
People gathered along the beach, staring out to sea and marveling at the giant black cloud of birds approaching the city.	29
Tommy was already excited to be out of class, but when he was handed a nerf gun and a colored jersey, he knew that this would be the best assembly ever.	29
God — are you there?	28
“Dad's gonna be so mad I failed another driver's test,”	28
[SEP22] There’s millions of joyrides, and many more suicides, and millions of hippies drumming on drums.	28