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I took a break from the family reunion, and walked into the garage to find my funny Uncle Benny draping an animal hide over a chair.

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[JAN21] The year was 1821, and Napoleon Bonaparte had just died of stomach cancer while exiled on Saint Helena.

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“So, are you any closer to finding the serial killer?” the bartender asked Slade the private eye.

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[OCT2020] This Halloween, the Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”

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[OCT2020] This Halloween, the Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”

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The prancing and pawing of each little hoof, I heard in the hallway instead of the roof.

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“I get daily beatings and I’m sure Frank stares at me when he thinks I’m sleeping,” the girl said to me.

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She awoke, surrounded by lifeless bodies floating down a current, and wondered if anyone else was still alive.

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An old woman once told me that humans are born to laugh and love.

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In the end, the monster that killed us was no larger than a cue ball.

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I took a break from the family reunion, and walked into the garage to find my funny Uncle Benny draping an animal hide over a chair.	28
[JAN21] The year was 1821, and Napoleon Bonaparte had just died of stomach cancer while exiled on Saint Helena.	27
“So, are you any closer to finding the serial killer?” the bartender asked Slade the private eye.	27
[OCT2020] This Halloween, the Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”	26
[OCT2020] This Halloween, the Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”	25
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof, I heard in the hallway instead of the roof.	24
“I get daily beatings and I’m sure Frank stares at me when he thinks I’m sleeping,” the girl said to me.	24
She awoke, surrounded by lifeless bodies floating down a current, and wondered if anyone else was still alive.	24
An old woman once told me that humans are born to laugh and love.	23
In the end, the monster that killed us was no larger than a cue ball.	23