/u/Vice-Monkey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The lost boy and I searched the entire park for his parents until he found a funny, multicolored rock on the ground and excitedly picked it up.

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Someone pounded on my front door, and I opened it expecting the police.

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There may be a time when you’re in bed, drifting to sleep, when you notice something odd under the covers.

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Through my rifle scope, I watched the largest beast in the pack rip the top off a bus and drool onto the screaming passengers.

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Gary died, and our lifeboat floated for five days on the open sea with nothing inside but myself, a few meager supplies, and his bloated corpse.

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She treated her men like fruit.

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Like an eagle spreading its wings to fly,

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My wife left for her girls’ trip and I ran inside to do what I always do when alone—start a hot bath and sneak one of my wife’s bath bombs.

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Little Charlotte giggled at the classroom hamster as it climbed and sniffed the glass between them.

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Billy gave up relationships all together, and found that a cheap, inflatable sex doll satisfied him just fine.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The lost boy and I searched the entire park for his parents until he found a funny, multicolored rock on the ground and excitedly picked it up.	95
Someone pounded on my front door, and I opened it expecting the police.	93
There may be a time when you’re in bed, drifting to sleep, when you notice something odd under the covers.	92
Through my rifle scope, I watched the largest beast in the pack rip the top off a bus and drool onto the screaming passengers.	89
Gary died, and our lifeboat floated for five days on the open sea with nothing inside but myself, a few meager supplies, and his bloated corpse.	85
She treated her men like fruit.	83
Like an eagle spreading its wings to fly,	82
My wife left for her girls’ trip and I ran inside to do what I always do when alone—start a hot bath and sneak one of my wife’s bath bombs.	81
Little Charlotte giggled at the classroom hamster as it climbed and sniffed the glass between them.	80
Billy gave up relationships all together, and found that a cheap, inflatable sex doll satisfied him just fine.	76