/u/Vievin's posts
[WP] You spot a small stack of pamphlets. "Would you like to live forever?" the title says. You open it. A vampire wrote it. You find a phone number on the back.
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[WP] The good news is that Earth laws don't apply to aliens. The bad news is that Earth laws don't apply to aliens. The best and worst news: Aliens have no idea what a 'law' is.
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[WP] Thanos knew that the Snap was indiscriminate. However, he only truly learnt how indiscriminate it was as he watched his right hand start to turn to dust.
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[WP] It's the 31st century. Humanity has long ago went extinct, only a few machines still inhabit the planet. You're one of them, dutifully sending out RemindMe messages on Reddit.
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[WP] You are a robot, but your creator, due to his immense laziness, programmed only one thing into you: Do not die.
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[WP] After God started off the Big Bang, he was swept away by the explosion. He only managed to reach Earth now.
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[EU] Instead of throwing Jafar's lamp away, Aladdin decides to rub it and use the three wishes to screw with Jafar.
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[EU] The fairy Maleficent didn't prophesize Aurora to slip into eternal slumber to curse her. She did it to save her.
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