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I always thought it was cute how my wife would say to our newborn, "you're so cute I could just eat you up!" NSFW

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I thought the doctor who tended to my broken arm was really cute, so I've been finding excuses to come visit him at work.

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Growing more homesick, my son loosened the clamp to his IV fluid after the doctor said he could go home when the fluid was all gone.

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"That's pair 362", said the nurse gleefully to himself as he switched another pair of newborns in the hospital nursery.

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My mom always said I look more and more like my dad as I grew older.

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[JUN23] "Dad, your homemade leather cloak looks awesome and the design is super detailed!"

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After months of scouring the deep sea with their two-person exploration submarine, the marine biologists finally caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a new species of jellyfish.

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When my wife first came to this country, she didn't speak the language.

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I'm so glad I bought these noise-cancelling headphones.

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Whenever we argued, my twin would say I'd understand her more if I would just see things from her perspective.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always thought it was cute how my wife would say to our newborn, "you're so cute I could just eat you up!" NSFW	386	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought the doctor who tended to my broken arm was really cute, so I've been finding excuses to come visit him at work.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
Growing more homesick, my son loosened the clamp to his IV fluid after the doctor said he could go home when the fluid was all gone.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
"That's pair 362", said the nurse gleefully to himself as he switched another pair of newborns in the hospital nursery.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
My mom always said I look more and more like my dad as I grew older.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN23] "Dad, your homemade leather cloak looks awesome and the design is super detailed!"	19	TwoSentenceHorror
After months of scouring the deep sea with their two-person exploration submarine, the marine biologists finally caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a new species of jellyfish.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
When my wife first came to this country, she didn't speak the language.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm so glad I bought these noise-cancelling headphones.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever we argued, my twin would say I'd understand her more if I would just see things from her perspective.	12	TwoSentenceHorror