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When I heard of aliens in low orbit descending to eat humans I imagined them eating a man as a wolf does with a deer

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I began crying when my boss told me my pay was being lowered

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After reaching Jupiter we were able to send a probe into the great red spot and realise it isn't a storm

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Even though I can now see my blood vessels as clear as day I don't regret ignoring the warnings to stay inside

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"Are you sure about this" the genie responded to my wish to be able to read minds anywhere on earth

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[FEB22] I laughed when tiger_42069 commented "your mum" under my post asking about good recipes

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I was mortified when my wife found the unrecognisable corpses in the basement

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Since my friend suffered an animal bite he has been acting strangely

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When I agreed to be the test subject for a mind uploading experiment in order to get the money for my Wife's treatment I was worried about losing my humanity

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It has been five years since I caught the disease but I have never gotten used to the hives on my skin

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I heard of aliens in low orbit descending to eat humans I imagined them eating a man as a wolf does with a deer	1947	TwoSentenceHorror
I began crying when my boss told me my pay was being lowered	732	TwoSentenceHorror
After reaching Jupiter we were able to send a probe into the great red spot and realise it isn't a storm	47	TwoSentenceHorror
Even though I can now see my blood vessels as clear as day I don't regret ignoring the warnings to stay inside	41	TwoSentenceHorror
"Are you sure about this" the genie responded to my wish to be able to read minds anywhere on earth	39	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB22] I laughed when tiger_42069 commented "your mum" under my post asking about good recipes	35	TwoSentenceHorror
I was mortified when my wife found the unrecognisable corpses in the basement	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Since my friend suffered an animal bite he has been acting strangely	20	TwoSentenceHorror
When I agreed to be the test subject for a mind uploading experiment in order to get the money for my Wife's treatment I was worried about losing my humanity	18	TwoSentenceHorror
It has been five years since I caught the disease but I have never gotten used to the hives on my skin	15	TwoSentenceHorror