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My girlfriend grabbed a knife from the kitchen table when she heard me talking on the phone to another woman.

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The last thing I recall was having had one too many shots, but still managed to bag me a looker and took her to my hotel.

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My mom told me I would never amount to anything and would never win anything in life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend grabbed a knife from the kitchen table when she heard me talking on the phone to another woman.	574
The last thing I recall was having had one too many shots, but still managed to bag me a looker and took her to my hotel.	9
My mom told me I would never amount to anything and would never win anything in life.	0