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“My husband will be home any minute and he’s gonna kick your ass!” she said to the man who had just broken into her home.

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As we looked down upon the tortured, twisted, and mangled alien corpse, my colleagues and I knew we had the key to breaking their alien armor and would finally be able to destroy the entire species once and for all.

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When I was young, I loved the game Minesweeper even though I was terrible at it.

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I once heard that dreams are windows into the lives of our selves from another reality.

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They said the internet would usher in a new phase of humanity where everyone would be united by the freedom of discourse and exchange of new ideas and information.

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As I walked to the cliff with the invisible bridge, some small, lucid part of my brain knew that I was dreaming while sleepwalking yet again.

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“B- but I got a restraining order against you!” she shouted through her sobs.

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The baby was having such fun playing on the beach.

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Twenty years ago I cursed my cheating ex with the worst curse I could think of in that moment; “May you live in interesting times.”

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It is said, “do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“My husband will be home any minute and he’s gonna kick your ass!” she said to the man who had just broken into her home.	6503	TwoSentenceHorror
As we looked down upon the tortured, twisted, and mangled alien corpse, my colleagues and I knew we had the key to breaking their alien armor and would finally be able to destroy the entire species once and for all.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was young, I loved the game Minesweeper even though I was terrible at it.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
I once heard that dreams are windows into the lives of our selves from another reality.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
They said the internet would usher in a new phase of humanity where everyone would be united by the freedom of discourse and exchange of new ideas and information.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walked to the cliff with the invisible bridge, some small, lucid part of my brain knew that I was dreaming while sleepwalking yet again.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
“B- but I got a restraining order against you!” she shouted through her sobs.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
The baby was having such fun playing on the beach.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
Twenty years ago I cursed my cheating ex with the worst curse I could think of in that moment; “May you live in interesting times.”	9	TwoSentenceHorror
It is said, “do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul.”	8	TwoSentenceHorror