/u/WHY-THE-RUM-GONE's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My 5 year old son tells me that every night, rain or shine he sees cool lightning flashes outside his window.

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My eighteen year old daughter told me her boyfriend had gotten her pregnant.

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At age 21, my balls finally dropped! NSFW

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I got a new job at camp!

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My phone buzzed, and for a second I though my crush had texted me back!

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As I walked to the door with my pillowcase on my shoulder I was in awe at the realism and scale of the decorations in Mr. Morton's yard, all those bloody bodies must have cost a fortune!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My 5 year old son tells me that every night, rain or shine he sees cool lightning flashes outside his window.	151
My eighteen year old daughter told me her boyfriend had gotten her pregnant.	18
At age 21, my balls finally dropped! NSFW	16
I got a new job at camp!	15
My phone buzzed, and for a second I though my crush had texted me back!	13
As I walked to the door with my pillowcase on my shoulder I was in awe at the realism and scale of the decorations in Mr. Morton's yard, all those bloody bodies must have cost a fortune!	3