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My 5 year old son tells me that every night, rain or shine he sees cool lightning flashes outside his window.

151 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My eighteen year old daughter told me her boyfriend had gotten her pregnant.

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At age 21, my balls finally dropped! NSFW

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I got a new job at camp!

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My phone buzzed, and for a second I though my crush had texted me back!

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My son and wife are so loud in the middle of the night, it's driving me crazy!

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As I walked to the door with my pillowcase on my shoulder I was in awe at the realism and scale of the decorations in Mr. Morton's yard, all those bloody bodies must have cost a fortune!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My 5 year old son tells me that every night, rain or shine he sees cool lightning flashes outside his window.	151	TwoSentenceHorror
My eighteen year old daughter told me her boyfriend had gotten her pregnant.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
At age 21, my balls finally dropped! NSFW	16	TwoSentenceHorror
I got a new job at camp!	15	TwoSentenceHorror
My phone buzzed, and for a second I though my crush had texted me back!	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My son and wife are so loud in the middle of the night, it's driving me crazy!	4	TwoSentenceSadness
As I walked to the door with my pillowcase on my shoulder I was in awe at the realism and scale of the decorations in Mr. Morton's yard, all those bloody bodies must have cost a fortune!	3	TwoSentenceHorror