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I’ve had 5 family members pass away this year.

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Did you know you can be killed with nearly any object?

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I’m so ready to get out tonight.

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I made her smile today.

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No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to let things go.

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Me and the boys are going out for a cold one tonight.

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I can’t wait until one day we tell you;

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Do you want to know the difference between a decapitated body and a Corvette?

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As I finished penning the letter I was being forced to write, I turned to face the barrel of my own 20 gauge shotgun.

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When he cut off my arms and legs, I thought I was going to die.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve had 5 family members pass away this year.	20
Did you know you can be killed with nearly any object?	20
I’m so ready to get out tonight.	19
I made her smile today.	18
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to let things go.	17
Me and the boys are going out for a cold one tonight.	17
I can’t wait until one day we tell you;	16
Do you want to know the difference between a decapitated body and a Corvette?	15
As I finished penning the letter I was being forced to write, I turned to face the barrel of my own 20 gauge shotgun.	13
When he cut off my arms and legs, I thought I was going to die.	10