/u/WaffleEnema's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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People would often stop by my shop window and praise the display, often stating I had the most realistic mannequin they’d ever seen.

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Blood is thicker than water.

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We are going to go visit daddy at work today.

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

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Thank you for your unlimited support and continual use of our products.

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I laughed at the homeless guy in front of the mini mart today.

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Mommy rolled down the windows of our car and said we’d be there soon.

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🎶Arms, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes...🎶

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As it turns out, when you pass away your conscious soul stays with your body, much like being paralyzed.

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I brought my roommate to work today for our carry-in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People would often stop by my shop window and praise the display, often stating I had the most realistic mannequin they’d ever seen.	36
Blood is thicker than water.	33
We are going to go visit daddy at work today.	33
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist	30
Thank you for your unlimited support and continual use of our products.	30
I laughed at the homeless guy in front of the mini mart today.	30
Mommy rolled down the windows of our car and said we’d be there soon.	29
🎶Arms, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes...🎶	27
As it turns out, when you pass away your conscious soul stays with your body, much like being paralyzed.	24
I brought my roommate to work today for our carry-in.	23