/u/WaffleEnema's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was horrified as the officer informed me my wife had hired a hitman to take my life.

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I had come to terms with being able to hear people’s thoughts.

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They just released a picture of a suspected serial killer on the nightly news.

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My roommates sometimes leave their leftover breakfast out before heading off to work and school and I really enjoy eating it. I cant wait to come down from their attic tonight and tell them how much I appreciate them.

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God put animals on this Earth for us to eat.

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I think my son is a serial killer.

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I only get to eat my favorite meal once a year.

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I knew my friends would die if they got in that car.

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In 1988, nearly 7,000 people were poisoned by their tap water in North Cromwell, England when too much Aluminum Sulfate was accidentally added to the supply at their water treatment plant.

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Please, somebody, help, I’m inside this years haunted house off Main Street...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was horrified as the officer informed me my wife had hired a hitman to take my life.	90
I had come to terms with being able to hear people’s thoughts.	89
They just released a picture of a suspected serial killer on the nightly news.	77
My roommates sometimes leave their leftover breakfast out before heading off to work and school and I really enjoy eating it. I cant wait to come down from their attic tonight and tell them how much I appreciate them.	70
God put animals on this Earth for us to eat.	68
I think my son is a serial killer.	65
I only get to eat my favorite meal once a year.	58
I knew my friends would die if they got in that car.	47
In 1988, nearly 7,000 people were poisoned by their tap water in North Cromwell, England when too much Aluminum Sulfate was accidentally added to the supply at their water treatment plant.	44
Please, somebody, help, I’m inside this years haunted house off Main Street...	40