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I've always liked sharks better than cows.

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"Not everyone gets a fairy tale happy ending, and that's okay," she said reassuringly.

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As a doctor, I save lives every single day.

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The only practical way to harness time travel was to build a train system that travels to different time periods.

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Because the resistance effort was working with few resources, I grabbed some mushrooms from my own backyard for the dangerous journey through enemy territory.

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I sell very effective anti aging products, and I've received no complaints.

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"Not everyone gets a fairy tale happy ending, and that's okay," she said reassuringly.

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When I was offered the magical gift of limitless empathy, I accepted, thinking of all the people I could help.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've always liked sharks better than cows.	378
"Not everyone gets a fairy tale happy ending, and that's okay," she said reassuringly.	1
As a doctor, I save lives every single day.	1
The only practical way to harness time travel was to build a train system that travels to different time periods.	1
Because the resistance effort was working with few resources, I grabbed some mushrooms from my own backyard for the dangerous journey through enemy territory.	1
I sell very effective anti aging products, and I've received no complaints.	1
"Not everyone gets a fairy tale happy ending, and that's okay," she said reassuringly.	1
When I was offered the magical gift of limitless empathy, I accepted, thinking of all the people I could help.	1