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People live in a simulation after an cataclysm. After eons, the world has been rehabilitated by our AI. The computer now has to simulate the end of the fake world and introduce humanity to the real world.
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Would a person born and raised in a sterile environment, such as a spaceship, develop necessary helpful bacteria naturally?
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In the middle of the night an otherworldly being visits you to inform you that you are the chosen one. He also, rather sheepishly, apologizes for missing your 18th birthday by 70 years.
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As an elaborate April Fool's prank, you smear yourself with fake blood and wake up your spouse, saying "Wake up! I think I have done something horrible!" Your spouse looks at you and says, "Not again!"
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