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[WP] Very recently, a small group of humans has successfully infiltrated the lizardman-run world governments. You have managed to get one of the top positions of your country. Now what?
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[WP] In the 23rd century, FTL finally makes interstellar exploration viable. As the first human to land on a new world, light years away, you are greeted by a humanoid people, who takes you to their sacred book, with oddly familiar pictograms and visual instructions. The title? «IKEA Stårship»...
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[WP] You stand before the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter looks at you over his great book, looking over the record of your life. After a long, awkward silence, he groans in frustration, "How in all of Heaven and Hell am I even supposed to categorize THIS mess?"
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[WP] At a party, people are discussing «the rule that exists because of me.» As the anecdotes flow, someone pulls out an old bronze oil lamp, as says, «There are three rules for a djinn’s wishes…»
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[WP] In a small town, everyone just passes out one day - everyone except five people. The common denominator for the five? Deaf and fitted with cochlear implants.
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[WP]You wake up in the middle of the night, only to see a startled little man with gossamer wings, holding a tiny bellows. He explains hastily that his job is to go to everyone and make sure they have enough gas for the next day. You have just captured the Toot Fairy, and aren’t sure what to do...
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[WP] There’s been a fatal incident involving at least two picadors, sixteen gallons of hot fudge, a german shepherd, and a five-oz. bottle of lubricant, all in the middle of a bad case of «blue flu». You’re the detective who gets assigned to the case.
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