/u/WarriorOfTheDark's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The ice will help with the pain"

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"I plead guilty, your honour" heard the rape victim and rejoiced...

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"The bicycle drawn on the side track means it's a bicycle track, right Dad?" asked my daughter from the back on our bicycle trip.

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After I gave birth to my son in emergency my daughter exclaimed "Mummy, I completed the rest of the procedure".

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New generation children have an amazing tendency to wrap their head around technology.

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It's true that shooting stars bring good luck.

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"For fuck sake, can you stop dropping the tools?"

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I have never felt more alive than being in a threesome.

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"Hi, what's your name?"

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My kids were making Birthday Cards, so I decided to take leave early and surprise my wife with this platinum ring.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The ice will help with the pain"	6894
"I plead guilty, your honour" heard the rape victim and rejoiced...	107
"The bicycle drawn on the side track means it's a bicycle track, right Dad?" asked my daughter from the back on our bicycle trip.	104
After I gave birth to my son in emergency my daughter exclaimed "Mummy, I completed the rest of the procedure".	31
New generation children have an amazing tendency to wrap their head around technology.	28
It's true that shooting stars bring good luck.	25
"For fuck sake, can you stop dropping the tools?"	23
I have never felt more alive than being in a threesome.	21
"Hi, what's your name?"	7
My kids were making Birthday Cards, so I decided to take leave early and surprise my wife with this platinum ring.	6