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The worst part about being conjoined isn't the lack of personal space or not having your own private parts, because we never really had those things.

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Mistaken for a serial killer, the US informed the public of my death and attempted a new form of punishment in secret, with the only info I knew about it being "hope you like computers."

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And Alexander wept; for there were no more worlds to conquer.

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The kids argued yelling "It's mine!" Over and over, and I wasn't sure why they couldn't just get along for once!

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Millions dead from the beast that consumes humans down to the marrow, and she realized there was no hope of escaping the city.

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As the joyful cries from the crowd echoed through the building, Jerome gave a little smile.

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Did you know that you swallow a minimum of 8 spiders a night?

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I waited weeks for master to come back, but the door never opened.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The worst part about being conjoined isn't the lack of personal space or not having your own private parts, because we never really had those things.	2954
Mistaken for a serial killer, the US informed the public of my death and attempted a new form of punishment in secret, with the only info I knew about it being "hope you like computers."	100
And Alexander wept; for there were no more worlds to conquer.	34
The kids argued yelling "It's mine!" Over and over, and I wasn't sure why they couldn't just get along for once!	12
Millions dead from the beast that consumes humans down to the marrow, and she realized there was no hope of escaping the city.	11
As the joyful cries from the crowd echoed through the building, Jerome gave a little smile.	8
Did you know that you swallow a minimum of 8 spiders a night?	4
I waited weeks for master to come back, but the door never opened.	2