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[WP]You're a soldier. A week ago, a girl made a wish. 'NERF TOYS ALWAYS!' Her genie, trying to wreak little havoc, replaced all weapons with nerf weapons. WW3 broke out, the 1 hit kill system is law, and failure to call hit is punishable by death. In the battlegrounds, it really is nerf or nothing.
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[B]Write a story where four regular people are chosen to have magical powers to fight an intergalactic evil that wants to destroy. However, they go drunk with power, and they themselves become a greater evil that seeks to rule.
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Death gave you a choice and was puzzled when you said earth was too terrible to reincarnate back to but you weren't fully ready to pass on and die. Fifteen heat deaths later and you're still having fun reaping souls with your eternal best friend.
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You're a soldier. 2 weeks ago, a girl made a wish. 'NERF TOYS FOREVER!' Her genie, making minimal chaos, replaced all weapons with nerf weapons worldwide. WW3 broke out, the 1 hit kill system is law, and failure to call hit is punishable by death. In the battlegrounds, it really is Nerf or nothing.
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"Ol Sally seesh'el was an adventurer like no other, drawn to oceanic items of insane, unthinkable magical power, capable of destroying minds and bending reality. Sally sells at low tide to worthy travelers. Buy all ye can from her, and remember: Sally sells sea shells by the sea's shore.
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[WP] A reality bender attempts to spread word of his abilities through the internet to gain power, but everyone dismisses him as having shitty CGI.
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You live in a society where time is literally money. Billionaires exchange their money for time, people can get paid in time or get favors for literal time. You bet away nearly all of your time at a casino for a chance at near immortality, and you now have only 24 hours to your name.
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"Dude, I'm not gonna suck ALL your blood, calm down. That would be stupid. I wanna move in. You give me a cup of blood every week, all I need to keep my thirst away, and we can hang out. Vampire roommate doesn't sound that bad right?"
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The legend says that every 50 years a new hero will come to slay the Dragon, and both man and beast's kin will return to attempt and claim victory like their parent previous. You are the city's best doctor living peacefully after the recent victory, and the current hero wants a vasectomy.
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