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I heard my wife moaning painfully on the toilet, but when I knocked on the bathroom door to check her she said everything was fine.
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[WP] In the future, the most effective way for one to survive the ongoing zombie outbreak is to undergo a procedure to get their brain transplanted into the synthetic body of an android. After all, zombies feed only on flesh, not on metal.
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[WP] Your overprotective parents have mysteriously never let you see the sight of your blood, quickly bandaging wounds after every accident you have. One day you get hurt and your blood drops into soil. A crimson red flower begins to bloom.
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