/u/Weirdo_writer's posts
[WP] you owned a measly 5 shares in one of the world's largest and most powerful companies. In a sudden, tragic accident, every other stakeholder has died, leaving you as the new most powerful man in the company.
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[WP] you just became the supreme commander of the resistance, one of the biggest, most powerful organizations in existence. There's just one problem - you have absolutely no idea what it is you're resisting.
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With a weary sigh, the county sheriff knocked on the door, ready to inform the home's occupant that his wife, Rebecca, had just died in a car accident.
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[WP] You're completely out of shape - fat, pudgy, and can barely manage to waddle 5 feet without gasping for breath. Your social skills would barely appear under a microscope. Yet somehow, you're the world's deadliest assassin.
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[Aug22] I laughed at the fortune teller's prophesy that I would die from heat in October- we lived in Portland, Oregon!
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[WP] Being one of the world's best assassins, you're used to outsmarting the best and brightest targets in elaborate, dramatic, and lengthy duels of wit. However, you've failed to account for your most recent target being extraordinarily dumb.
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