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“Don’t worry, I’ll be home next week,” said my husband over the phone.

797 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I finally gained the courage to tell my sexual assault story to my closest friends NSFW

770 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Don’t worry, I’ll be home next week,” said my husband over the phone.

378 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The key to immortality is to keep the Grim Reaper busy.

177 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When we were younger, you always told me that we would get married one day.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Where I live, there’s a small hidden Vietnam era jail cell in the woods that I visit when I want to get away from society for a while.

60 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I kept staring back at my reflection in the mirror, waiting for any sudden movements, when suddenly…

59 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I’m from a post apocalyptic future, AMA

40 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I decided to check up on my neighbor who hasn’t left his house since his wife passed away

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My momma raised me to be a gentleman and that’s what I’ve always been. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Don’t worry, I’ll be home next week,” said my husband over the phone.	797	TwoSentenceHorror
I finally gained the courage to tell my sexual assault story to my closest friends NSFW	770	TwoSentenceSadness
“Don’t worry, I’ll be home next week,” said my husband over the phone.	378	TwoSentenceSadness
The key to immortality is to keep the Grim Reaper busy.	177	TwoSentenceHorror
When we were younger, you always told me that we would get married one day.	90	TwoSentenceSadness
Where I live, there’s a small hidden Vietnam era jail cell in the woods that I visit when I want to get away from society for a while.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
I kept staring back at my reflection in the mirror, waiting for any sudden movements, when suddenly…	59	TwoSentenceComedy
I’m from a post apocalyptic future, AMA	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I decided to check up on my neighbor who hasn’t left his house since his wife passed away	33	TwoSentenceHorror
My momma raised me to be a gentleman and that’s what I’ve always been. NSFW	30	TwoSentenceSadness