/u/WideEyedWand3rer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The discovery of the mausoleum, buried hundreds of feet below the ground, made headlines across the globe.
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Despite vowing to never impregnate a woman, the Devil laughed when John promised him his firstborn son.
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A couple of days ago, my little brother buried a time capsule with his most precious possessions, so he can dig them up in 20 years time.
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After years of living the single life in my studio apartment, I finally asked my landlord why my rent was about half the current market rate
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"Mommy, mommy, I had that dream again," little Timmy Johnson squeeled at the breakfast table, "where daddy stabbed me when I wouldn't go to sleep."
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