/u/WideEyedWand3rer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"Mommy, mommy, a vampire tried to ambush us on the playground today, but we tied it up and let it scream for hours in the sunlight!"
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Mom used to tell stories of a witch who cursed her when she was young, foretelling that she would lose her family, lose her love, and every last shred of joy in her life.
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Devastated by the atrocities I committed in my life, I vowed that my last act would be to travel back in time, kill my father, and prevent them all from happening.
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When the rescuers found the remains of the trapped mine workers, the telltale marks of cannibalism didn't shock them.
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James never realised that years of safety goggle-less welding had left tiny metal slivers in his eyes...
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When the archeologist continued her excavation of the centuries old sarcophagus, she found a piece of plastic next to the mummified corpse.
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