/u/WideEyedWand3rer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Town elders used to tell us kids how guardian angels showed up at every disaster, shielding the faithful from harm.

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I always thought the crucifixes in my late mother's cabin were meant to keep the demons out.

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[JAN22] My blind neighbour reassured me that I was being ridiculous, when I asked if her 'garden gnomes' were petrified trolls.

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[FEB22] Sneaking through the bedroom, the burglar finally spotted the large, stuffed tiger in the arms of the sleeping girl.

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This morning, mommy told me that I am her very special little boy, and that she'd take me to see the world outside of our house when I am grown up.

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I tried to reassure my little girl when she complained that the tap water tasted funny, but before long she was vomiting and writhing on the kitchen floor.

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After years of hateful online comments about her looks, Sharon finally decided to get extensive plastic surgery.

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The vet managed to humanely euthanise Bessy, even though she stumbled around on her broken leg.

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With her dying breath, she gave me a final kiss.

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"I just want to go back in time, to fix my regrets."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Town elders used to tell us kids how guardian angels showed up at every disaster, shielding the faithful from harm.	102
I always thought the crucifixes in my late mother's cabin were meant to keep the demons out.	100
[JAN22] My blind neighbour reassured me that I was being ridiculous, when I asked if her 'garden gnomes' were petrified trolls.	98
[FEB22] Sneaking through the bedroom, the burglar finally spotted the large, stuffed tiger in the arms of the sleeping girl.	94
This morning, mommy told me that I am her very special little boy, and that she'd take me to see the world outside of our house when I am grown up.	90
I tried to reassure my little girl when she complained that the tap water tasted funny, but before long she was vomiting and writhing on the kitchen floor.	90
After years of hateful online comments about her looks, Sharon finally decided to get extensive plastic surgery.	89
The vet managed to humanely euthanise Bessy, even though she stumbled around on her broken leg.	82
With her dying breath, she gave me a final kiss.	82
"I just want to go back in time, to fix my regrets."	81